Vancouverites make me laugh

haha just the word vancouverites makes me laugh,
yeah, funny things have been happening around me that make me laugh, but I often have to hold it in to not be rude.

1. I saw this guy in a electric wheel chair J-walk (or j-wheelin' haha). Ok this is not funny, but yo man, do you really want to be even more handicaped? I was quite shocked.

2. I was walking up the escalator (yeah i really cant stand standing there and waiting until i reach the top), and I walk past this rather obese man, and he smiles to me and says, "hey, I guess thats how you can stay so fit." HAHA, I just said, yep, and laughed and kept walking.

3. I was waiting to cross, and a guy j-walks and says to the guy next to me, "hey nice watch!", and the guy beside me looked at his watch and smiled a very satisfied smile to himself. I was trying so hard not to laugh.

4. Random lady beside harbour center walks past me and asks, are you japanese? korean? chinese? I didnt even have a chance to answer.

5. A little kid in the washroom was trying out all the taps to find one with the right temperature (they were the automatic ones), and when she found one with the right temperature, she was like "HURRAY! Its cold!" so cute hehe.

6. Weird man falling asleep at the library. With two pairs of sunglasses.

And all these happened within a 24hr time frame.
Welcome to Vancouver.